…so I just saw a commercial for the new Alvin & The Chipmunks movie and I am greatly disturbed by the fact that the Chipmunks are not wearing shirts. It makes no sense. I mean, Simon is wearing glasses, but no shirt. This is not right.
Ok. So in looking for a link for the movie, I found the trailer and they are indeed wearing shirts. But they’re actually chipmunk sized. Like woodland critter sized. They were at least three foot high in the cartoon. Whatever. My childhood says, “Fuck you.”