You know what your problem is?, You are so god damn bored you have to invent things to bitch about. You don’t have a single thing to do on this earth except for your hair, the closet was fine, you just needed something to fill up your useless, nail polishing, toe polishing, rich bitch, sun tanning days.
Inga! You don’t shove the food down Shiitake’s throat, you place it on her tongue. Don’t they have dogs in Sweden?
I’m a short, fat, slut.