May 23, 2008 at 11:56 pm (killing time)
Tags: movies
Dear attractive woman number 2, only once in my life have I responded to a person the way I’ve responded to you, but I’ve forgotten when it was or even if it was in fact me that responded. I may not know much, but I know that the wind sings your name endlessly, although with a slight lisp that makes it difficult to understand if I’m standing near an air conditioner. I know that your hair sits atop your head as though it could sit nowhere else. I know that your figure would make a sculptor cast aside his tools, injuring his assistant who was looking out the window instead of paying attention. I know that your lips are as full as that sexy french model’s that I desperately want to fuck. I know that if for an instant I could have you lie next to me, or on top of me, or sit on me, or stand over me and shake, then I would be the happiest man in my pants. I know all of this, and yet you do not know me. Change your life; accept my love. Or, at least let me pay you to accept it.
-Dr. Jeffery Korchak, Schizopolis
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May 23, 2008 at 11:47 pm (killing time)
Tags: mountain dew, movies
So.
There was no Degrassi:TNG to be had. This was sad. Also, I just realized that also was there no tequila. This is also sad. But there was Mountain Dew: Code Red, so that is something, at least.
Instead of D:TNG, we watched Waiting for Guffman and Shock Corridor. It was an odd combination, to say the least.
Now we’re listening to random tracks on iTunes and watching random cartoons on DVD. Have I mentioned we had Mountain Dew: Code Red? Because we have. Whee!
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May 23, 2008 at 9:19 pm (killing time)
Why did it take me so long to see Waiting for Guffman?
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May 23, 2008 at 5:32 pm (florida, life stuff)
Tags: degrassi, life, tequila
Just knitting and working for the weekend.
Yesterday, I spent the entire day thinking it was Friday. It was only Thursday. I even excitedly turned on The N at 7 to watch Degrassi: TNG. It was not meant to be. Oh well.
Tonight there shall be waffles, Degrassi, and tequila.
Tomorrow there shall be inflatable animal races.
I work 5 days next week, which is killer, as we’re horrifically bad at money.
So yeah. Everything is kind of mundane, but in a really good way.
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